like im a loser but im cooler and sexier than all of you
people on this site are out here making headcanons about the founding fathers’ sexualities and writing essay-length callout posts over shipping drama. me??? i’m just a dumbass who minds my own business and i honestly think that’s very sexy of me
(via tegridy)
jojo when stands are first introduced: hello here is my stand, he is a sword man who has a sword
jojo 3 story arcs later: my stand causes rainbows to appear which contain subliminal messages that fool your dna into turning you into a snail. if anyone looks at or touches one of the rainbows or snails they also turn into a snail. this is my ultimate ability
(Source: santa-kurashiki, via mafiabf)
engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit
engineer 2: dick hole
engineer 1: hmm…almost
(Source: fartgallery, via goodest-boye)
